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Mentally Endowed Web Content Writer

Good day. I’m Professor Olaf Vulvaloopski, Dr. of Metaphysics and esteemed web content writer. I probe and analyze the science of the written digital word, and I can help you enter the 22nd century with the right data-driven messaging to effectively penetrate and manipulate the minds of your subjects.

A peer once told me that the difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits, and I concur. That’s why I use data regression equations and long-form algebraic formulas to decipher the applicable sequence of words. Be advised, I actively avoid direct human contact, so it’s best to engage my services via electronic mail.
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